is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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