I puked a lego.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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