i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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