Do vagina's smell?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize