her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The feeling are messing with the penis
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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