Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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