my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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