i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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