I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would ride that face into the sunset
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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