Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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