? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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