so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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