Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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