i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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