The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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