like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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