windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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