she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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