Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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