I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need help removing her.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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