At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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