There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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