...so i touched it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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