i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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