Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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