my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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