i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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