Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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