What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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