got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
