One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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