Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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