Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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