Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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