There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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