Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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