You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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