the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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