remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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