haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
