I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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