Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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