I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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