Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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