So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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