Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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