New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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