Will you blow on my dice?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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