Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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