So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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