What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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