saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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