Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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