I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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