After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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