I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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