I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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