New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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