Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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