Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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