we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
