Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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